Is There A Cure For ‘Affluenza’?
Posted by Brett Emison
December 17, 2013 10:09 AM
December 17, 2013 10:09 AM
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A much better view than prison bars
(Image Source: Newport Academy)
Ethan Couch, a 16-year-old from Texas, stole beer from Wal-Mart, got drunk, and crashed his father’s company pickup into two parked vehicles. Couch killed four people and injured nine. One of the people Couch injured suffered such severe brain damage, he was left with blinking as his only form of communication. But instead of facing prison time, Couch is reportedly spending time at the posh “rehab” facility shown in the photo above.
Couch’s defense team calls psychologist G. Dick Miller, who testified that Couch suffered from “affluenza”. Simply put, Couch’s defense team suggested his conduct – and his “condition” – stemmed from having wealthy, privileged parents who never set limits for him. They convinced a soon-to-be-retired juvenile judge that this spoiled rich kid syndrome diminished Couch’s capacity to distinguish right from wrong.
So… if we get this straight, Couch suffered from “affluenza” – a condition stemming from his ridiculously affluent background in which money was used to buy-off those hurt by the rich and powerful and in which he lived in a consequence-free environment. And now, because of this “disorder”, Couch’s “rich daddy” will pay $450,000/year for “treatment” at a deluxe spa-retreat-“treatment” center and Couch will continue to live in a consequence-free environment.
Gee… this kid thought that money could buy him out of pretty much any situation – what ever could have made him believe that??
The outrage sparked by this decision is real and it is warranted. Justice was not done here. A spoiled, rich kid got special treatment and a “get-out-of-jail-free” card that the rest of us would never have gotten.
Who knows why the judge made this decision. Was it very good lawyering? Was it very good experting? Was money or wealth or power the overriding influence?
To borrow a line from the movie, Liar Liar, “This is just wrong isn’t it? I manipulated the system. Just because you bought it doesn’t mean I’m right. It’s a technicality.”
Whatever the reason, this judge – and justice – got duped.
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